Robert “49er” Dugoni vs. Caleb “Seahawk” Powell
“The purpose of media is just to dull people’s brains. This is an oversimplification, but for the eighty percent or whatever they are, the main thing is to divert them. To get them to watch National Football League.”- Noam Chomsky
As usual, Chomsky’s skill as a linguist masks the fact that his argument is 25% correct, 75% ignorant of the culture and just wrong. Unlike Chomsky, Seattle genre writer Robert Dugoni and I enjoy football. Let’s get down for an NFL showdown. Here goes:
Second Quarter: I posted, “Ha ha ha, ho ho ho…sure is nice to be embarrassed.”
Fourth Quarter: Superbowl Prediction – Seahawks 33 Broncos 24
Parting Joke: How many 49er fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Zero. They just sit around in the dark talking about how great the old bulbs were.
UPDATE Seahawks Win! Final score – Seahawks 43 Broncos 8